God Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish1:Do you believe in God? Goldfish2:Of course,I do!Who do you think changes the water? 上帝 碗里的两条金鱼在聊天。 金鱼1：你信有上帝吗？ 痛 金鱼2：当然，我信！你想是谁换的水？ 痛 病人：医生，我不管碰什么都痛。 医生：你是什么意思？ 病人：我碰肩膀，痛；我碰膝盖——哎哟！我碰我的前额，真的真的很痛。 医生：我知道你哪儿病了——你的手指断了！ Hurt Patient:Doctor,wherever I touch,it hurts. Doctor:What do you mean? Patient:When I touch my shoulder,it really hurts.If I touch my knee——OUCH!When I touch my forehead,it really,really hurts. Doctor:I know what's wrong with you——you've broken your finger! 死里逃生 "I had a narrow escape last night!" "Well,I woke up in the middle of the night and saw something white in my room.So I grabbed my gun and shot it.When I put on the light,I discovered it was my shirt." "I don't see what's so narrow in that." "Well,suppose I had forgotten to take off my shirt last night?" “昨晚我死里逃生！” “怎么回事？” “噢，我半夜三更醒来，看见房间里有一个白乎乎的东西。于是我赶忙抓起枪来朝它射击。等我打开灯，发现那是我的衬衫。” “我看不出那有什么惊险的。” “咳，假如昨晚我忘记脱掉衬衫呐？” An Essay 一篇作文 "Now,children,"said the teacher,"I want you to write me an essay without a theme just put down what is in you." Ten minutes later Jimmy handed in the following: "In me there is a heart,a lung,and an appendix.And there is a stomach with two pieces of bread and butter,an apple,and five caramels." “现在，孩子们，”老师说，“我要你们写篇没有主题的作文——肚子里有什么就写什么。” 十分钟后，吉米交上来这样一篇东西：“我肚子里有心、肺和肠子。还有一个胃，里面有两片面包和黄油、一个苹果和五块奶糖。”
