长个子 qrowinq Judy(to bald father):Daddy,are you still growing? Daddy:NO,dear,why do you ask? Judy:Because the top of your head is coming through your hail. 朱蒂（对秃顶的爸爸）；爸爸，你还在长个吗？ 爸爸：不了，亲爱的，为什么这么问呢？ 朱蒂：因为你的头顶就快要长过你的头发了。 猫的尾巴 the cat's tail Father:You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Son:I'm only holding it.The cat is pulling. 父亲：你不可以拽猫的尾巴。 儿子：我只是捏着猫尾巴，是猫自己在拽。 精疲力竭 Exhausted A student dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His mother said,"Oh,you look tired,"she said,"You must have had a hard day,today.Is it PE.?" "It was terrible,"the student said,"The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking!" 一个学生拖着精疲力竭的身体回到家中，无力地坐到椅子上。 他的妈妈说：“咦，看起来你很疲惫，”然后问道，“今天一定很累了，是因为体育课的关系吗？” “太可怕了，”这个学生说，“电脑坏了，我们大家都不得不用自己的脑子想问题！” 雨伞 The Umbrella A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall,but he had put on the handle a card on which was written:"This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds.I shall be back in ten minutes."When he came back,he found,instead of his umbrella,another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour.I shall not come back." 一位住在旅馆的绅士把雨伞放在大厅里，他还在伞柄上系了一张卡片，上面写道“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。我将在十分钟后回来。”当他回来时，发现雨伞已经不翼而飞，取而代之的是另一张卡片，上面写着：“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的，我将永远不回来了。” 新鲜的鱼 Fresh fish Peter wanted to buy a fish,but he doubted if it was fresh.So he smelled the fish again and again.The salesman said angrily,"What are you doing?" "I want to get some news from the fish,"Peter answered. "What did he tell you?"the salesmanasked impatiently. "He said,I don't know,because I left the sea three days ago!" Peter answered. 彼得想买一条鱼，可他怀疑鱼不新鲜。于是他不停地闻鱼。卖鱼的人不高兴了，说道，“你在干什么？” “我想向鱼打听一些事情。”彼得回答道。 “它向你说了些什么？”卖鱼的人不耐烦地问道。 “它说，我不知道，因为我早在三天前就离开海洋了！”彼得回答道。 最近的发明 Recent inventions Teacher:We've been talking about recent inventions.Now,John,name some thing which did not exist twenty-five years ago. John:Me. 老师：我们一直在讨论最近的发明。现在，约翰，告诉我们一个25年前还不存在的东西。 约翰：我。 数小猪 Count piqs one day a farmer,who had twenty pigs,sent his son to count them and see if they were all there.After a while,the boy came back slowly. "Well,"said his father,"Are they all right?"
