两只鸟 Two Birds Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which? Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher:Please tell us. Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是燕子,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗? 学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。 老师:请说说看。 学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made of,Ann?"the teacher asked. A lot of little holes tied together with strings."replied the little girl. 鱼网 “安,你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗?”老师问道。 “把许多小孔用绳子拴在一起就成了鱼网。”小女孩回答道。 TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse:How do you feel after your operation? Patient:Ouite alright,only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse:No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now. 两颗心脏在跳动 护士:手术后你感觉怎样? 病人:十分好,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。 护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。