英语小幽默

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初中生世界

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期刊代号:D421
分类名称:青少年导刊
复印期号:2004 年 09 期

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      两只鸟

      Two Birds

      Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?

      Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.

      Teacher:Please tell us.

      Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

      老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是燕子,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

      学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

      老师:请说说看。

      学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

      The Fish Net

      Can you tell me what fish net is made of,Ann?"the teacher asked.

      A lot of little holes tied together with strings."replied the little girl.

      鱼网

      “安,你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗?”老师问道。

      “把许多小孔用绳子拴在一起就成了鱼网。”小女孩回答道。

      TWO HEARTS BEATING

      Nurse:How do you feel after your operation?

      Patient:Ouite alright,only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

      Nurse:No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

      两颗心脏在跳动

      护士:手术后你感觉怎样?

      病人:十分好,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

      护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。

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