英语小幽默

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期刊代号:D421
分类名称:青少年导刊
复印期号:2004 年 07 期

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      What's your position?

      你什么位置?

      The skipper of a sinking boat out of Chesapeake Bay,radioed for help.

      "We're on our way,"replied the Coast Guard."What's your position?Repeat,what is your position?"

      "I'm executive vice president of the First National Bank,"answered the yachtsman."Please hurry!"

      切萨皮克湾外一艘艇正在下沉,主人发出无线电信号求救。“我们正赶过去,”海岸警备队回答说。“你什么位置?再问一下,你什么位置?”

      “我是第一国民银行副总裁,”游艇主人回答说。“请快来!”

      Yesterday's bread

      昨天的面包

      Tom:(putting down two pence)A piece of bread,please.

      Baker:It's two and a half pence now,boy,bread's risen in price.

      Tom:when?

      Baker:This morning.

      Tom:All right,sir,give me one of yesterday's!

      汤姆:(拿出两便士)请给我一片面包。

      面包师傅:现在是两点五便士一片了,小朋友,面包涨价了。

      汤姆:什么时候涨的?

      面包师傅:今天早上。

      汤姆:那好吧,先生,请给我一片昨天的面包。

      Little Tom 小汤姆

      Tom usually got to sleep quickly after he went to bed.But one evening he didn't get to sleep for a long time.His father asked him curiously."My boy,why are you unable to get to sleep?"

      "Because I had a long sleep in class today,Dad."Tom answered.

      汤姆通常上床后很快就会睡着。但一天晚上,他却长时间未能入睡,爸爸奇怪地问他,“儿子,今天你怎么睡不着呢?”

      “因为我在课堂上睡了一大觉,爸爸。”汤姆回答道。

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