英语小幽默

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小学生天地

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期刊代号:D421
分类名称:青少年导刊
复印期号:2004 年 07 期

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      What Is Your Favorite Fruit

      你爱吃哪种水果

      Doctor:Above all,you must eat more fruit.and particularly the skin of the fruit.The skin contains all the vitamins.What is your favorite fruit?

      Patient:Coconuts.

      大夫:总之,你应该多吃水果,尤其是水果皮。果皮含有各种维生素。你喜欢吃哪种水果?

      病人:椰子。

      Train and Car

      火车与汽车

      教师:火车为什么比小汽车跑得快?

      小学生:因为火车的车轮比汽车多。

      Teacher:Why does a train run faster than a car?

      Pupil:Because it has more wheels than a car.

      clever son

      聪明的儿子

      Son:Mum,do you like a banana?

      Mum:Yes,I like it.

      Son:Do you like it very much?

      Mum:Yes,I like it very much?

      Son:Then don't buy a banana for me.

      Mum:Why?

      Son:Because you will eat it up on the way.

      儿子:妈妈,你爱吃香蕉吗?

      妈妈:爱吃。

      儿子:你非常爱吃香蕉吗?

      妈妈:是的,我特别爱吃。

      儿子:那就别给我买香蕉了。

      妈妈:为什么?

      儿子:因为你会在路上吃光它的。

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