Raining Tom:"Teacher,why does it rain?" Teacher:"To make things grow.To give us apples,pears,corn,flowers,etc." Tom:"Then why does it rain on the pavement?" 下雨 汤姆：“老师，天上为什么会下雨？” 老师：“为了万物的生长。给我们苹果、梨、粮食、鲜花，等等。” 汤姆：“那么，雨为什么要下在人行道上呢？” Teacher and Student Teacher:Jack,why aren't you listening? Jack:But teacher,I'm listening. Teacher:If you were listening,tell me what I said just now. Jack:You said,"Jack,why aren't you listening?" 教师和学生 老师：杰克，你为什么不认真听讲？ 杰克：老师，我正在听课呀！ 老师：如果你刚才在听课，那告诉我刚才我说的什么。 杰克：您说的是：“杰克，你为什么不认真听讲？” Two guts were walking through the jungle.All of a sudden,a tiger appears from a distance,running towards them.One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" form his bag and starts to put them on.The other guy with a surprised look on his face exclaims,"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with.those?" His friend replies:"I don't have to run out it,I just have to run faster than you." 两个人和一双鞋 有两个人穿过一片丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在不远处，朝他们的方向走来。其中一个人从自己的包里拿出一双耐克运动鞋穿在脚上。另一个人一脸惊异地对他大叫，“你认为穿着那鞋就能跑得过老虎？”他的朋友回答说：“我只有用上它，才能跑得比你快。”
