英语小幽默

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期刊代号:D421
分类名称:青少年导刊
复印期号:2004 年 05 期

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      理由 Reason

      Mike was late for school.

      He said to his teacher,"Excuse me for my coming late,sir.I watched a football match in my dream."

      "Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

      "Because neither team could win the game,so it lasted a long time."replied Mike.

      迈克上学迟到了。

      他对老师说:“对不起,我迟到了,老师。我梦见了一场足球赛。”

      老师问:“那为什么你会迟到呢?”

      “因为两个队不分胜负,比赛持续了很长时间。”迈克回答。

      叫我好找

      Once upon a time,there was a man who always torget things.One day,he went out with his Little son.He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck..

      After a time,he suddenly thought of his son,he asked people:"Have you seen my child?"

      One of his villages laughed and said:"Don't you know he is on your neck?"

      Hearing this,the man took down his son from his neck,he was so angry that he hit the son on the face,then shouted:"I have told you not to go here and there.Where did you go just now?"

      古时,有个人记性极差。一天,他带着小儿子出去玩。一高兴,便把小儿子举起来,让他骑在自己的脖子上。

      过了一会儿,他忽然想起儿子来,逢人便问:“你看到我孩子了吗?”

      “哎,你脖子上的那个不是吗?”有个邻居见了大笑。

      这个人一把将小儿子从脖子上揪下来,狠狠地打了一耳光,骂道:“混蛋,叫你别乱跑,刚才你到哪里去了?”

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