英语小幽默

      

      1.By chance,a monkey looked in a mirror and saw its ugly face.

      

      2.The monkey gently touched a bear with foot and said:"My good friend,look at this thing in the mirror!"

      

      3.The bear looked into the mirror and saw himself.

      

      4.The monkey said:"Look at the ugly face.If it were mine,I would hang myself!But among my friends there're so many ugly ones."

      

      5.The bear said:"Don't laugh at others.You'd better look at yourself first."But the monkey pretended not to hear it.