追赶帽子 A near-sighted man lost his hat in a strong wind.He gave chase.A woman screamed from a nearby farmhouse: "What are you doing there?" "Getting my hat."he replied. "Your hat,"exclaimed the woman,"That's our little black hen you're chasing." 一个近视眼的人在一次大风中丢了他的帽子,他忙去追赶。附近的一家农舍里传来一个妇女的尖声叫喊: “您在干什么?” “追我的帽子。” “您的帽子!”妇女惊叫,“您正在追赶的是我的小黑母鸡。” 小汤姆 One night,Tom's mother said to him,"Tom,would you go to the kitchen and see if the light has been turned off?" After a few minutes,Tom came back and said to his mother,"Oh,sorry,mummy.It is too dark for me in the kitchen,and I couldn't see anything else in it.You'd better go to see it yourself." 一天晚上,汤姆的妈妈对他说,“汤姆,你去厨房里看看灯关了没有,好吗?” 过了一会儿,汤姆转回来对他妈妈说,“妈妈,真对不起,厨房里太黑了,我什么都看不见,你最好还是自己去看看吧。” 负责的孩子 Teacher:I need a responsible child to fetch me something. Lidia:I'll go.Every time something happens at home,my dad says I'm responsible. 老师:我需要一个负责的孩子去替我拿一些东西。 莉迪亚:我去。每次家里出了什么事情,爸爸都说应该由我负责。