英语小幽默

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少年世界

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期刊代号:D421
分类名称:青少年导刊
复印期号:2004 年 05 期

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      追赶帽子

      A near-sighted man lost his hat in a strong wind.He gave chase.A woman screamed from a nearby farmhouse:

      "What are you doing there?"

      "Getting my hat."he replied.

      "Your hat,"exclaimed the woman,"That's our little black hen you're chasing."

      一个近视眼的人在一次大风中丢了他的帽子,他忙去追赶。附近的一家农舍里传来一个妇女的尖声叫喊:

      “您在干什么?”

      “追我的帽子。”

      “您的帽子!”妇女惊叫,“您正在追赶的是我的小黑母鸡。”

      小汤姆

      One night,Tom's mother said to him,"Tom,would you go to the kitchen and see if the light has been turned off?"

      After a few minutes,Tom came back and said to his mother,"Oh,sorry,mummy.It is too dark for me in the kitchen,and I couldn't see anything else in it.You'd better go to see it yourself."

      一天晚上,汤姆的妈妈对他说,“汤姆,你去厨房里看看灯关了没有,好吗?”

      过了一会儿,汤姆转回来对他妈妈说,“妈妈,真对不起,厨房里太黑了,我什么都看不见,你最好还是自己去看看吧。”

      负责的孩子

      Teacher:I need a responsible child to fetch me something.

      Lidia:I'll go.Every time something happens at home,my dad says I'm responsible.

      老师:我需要一个负责的孩子去替我拿一些东西。

      莉迪亚:我去。每次家里出了什么事情,爸爸都说应该由我负责。

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